Life is short and precious. And unfortunately sometimes I watch a horror movie that is such an utter waste of time I feel ashamed of wasting an hour and a half of precious time watching it. I expected Freaked, directed by Tom Stern & Alex Winter, to fall into this category. Wonderfully, it didn't. Freaked follows conceited former child actor Ricky (Alex Winter), as he takes a questionable endorsement for fertiliser, travelling to 'Santa Flan' with friend Ernie (Michael Stoyan